30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Regular--no. Full Cavity--absolutely.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? No but I cover my face with my hands and then peek through my fingers.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Not since "the accident."

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? It really depends on the "someone else."

5. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in Patrick Swayze.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? I consider myself destructive.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? I don't know, after all, the glove didn't fit. Just kidding, yes.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Vince Vaughn.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? That's the thing with the old dudes that talk about boring stuff, right? Count me out.

10. Do you know how to play poker? Much to Jeff's chagrin...

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? I never felt more alive. And sleepy.

12. What's your favorite commercial? The old Christmas Folger's one where "Peter" surprises his mom by coming home always makes me misty.

13. Who was your first love? The theatre.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? Depends on how drunk I am. Wait, what?

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Ryan Phillippe made me swear to take it to my grave.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Whichever is the one with Jeter. Mmmm...

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Actually no...

18. How often do you remember your dreams? When I am toiling away behind the assembly line, I remember having dreams once.

19. What's the one thing on your mind? Now and always, the theatre.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt? Depends on how drunk I am. Wait, what?

21. What talent do you wish you had? To do that thing where you sort of bend your tongue back and make spit shoot out from under it. Gleeking? Sometimes I do it by accident but I can never duplicate it.

22. Do you like Sushi? It's possible, although I've never tried it.

23. What do you wear to bed? Only one way to find out, ladies... and that is by me typing, "boxers and a t-shirt."

24. Do you truly hate anyone? You know who you are, motherfucker. Also, Scott Stapp. You know, the dude from Creed.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Larry David's wife from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Awwwww Yeah. Drew knows what I'm talking about!

26. Do you know anyone in jail? I met some of my best friends there.

27. What food do you find disgusting? Whenever there is green and orange on the same plate. I am part autistic.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Only Ames. Haha, just kidding, Ames.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face? Some little Jewish kid punched me in the face when I was like 14. It didn't hurt.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons? I believe in The Da Vinci Code.